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I laughed way harder than i should have
can we pls talk about thomas jefferson’s bed
like imagine him sliding across the bed and into his office
Impress them with your love-making then impress them with your law-making.
#what the fuck was wrong with thomas jefferson honestly
If you’re out playing Pokemon Go
please turn your hat backwards so we know what you’re doing and that you’re serious about it
THERE’S A SEQUEL
vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”
vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”
vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”
vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”
vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”
i truly believe this guy’s vines will be the cause of death
omg I love these
the last one destroyed me
FINALLY look at the clarity in everyone one. No longer pixel blots
Click it
ssssssssssssssssssppaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEE
i can’t explain it but i suddenly started crying with this big goofy grin on my face